{"id":621,"date":"2015-05-29T12:43:59","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T12:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kitspins.com\/?p=621"},"modified":"2015-05-29T12:47:53","modified_gmt":"2015-05-29T12:47:53","slug":"first-night-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kitspins.com\/first-night-away\/","title":{"rendered":"First Night Away"},"content":{"rendered":"

First night away<\/p>\n

5pm mat home from work. Hand over baby. Get ready. Do I even know how to put on makeup anymore?<\/p>\n

5:30pm run through all the things that calm Elora down. Twice…<\/p>\n

6pm run through all the things that calm Elora down.<\/p>\n

Cry<\/p>\n

6:15pm say bye bye. Cry in the car.<\/p>\n

6:30pm look at one picture…. Why are my breasts tingling?<\/p>\n

7pm I’m with my best friend! Dressed up! With out a baby!!! I start to get real excited!!!<\/p>\n

Cry<\/p>\n

8pm the curtain rises! Why are my breasts tingling again? Oh gosh. A let down!<\/p>\n

9:30pm let down… Oh shoot…<\/p>\n

10pm and scene! Rob did amazing!!!<\/p>\n

10:15pm surprise Rob!!! He was surprised!!! Shit. Let down… For real?!?<\/p>\n

11pm it’s time to go. Don’t hug me….<\/p>\n

Midnight get home, oh dear Lord why is the pump not working?!?!???<\/p>\n

Mat and I take a moment to oogle how large and perky my boobs are. Well done milk. Well done.<\/p>\n

Ok seriously. I need to pump.<\/p>\n

Double pumping WEIRD but I get 8 ounces!!?!?<\/p>\n

As I’m pumping Mat decides to tell me his night. I’m guessing this is the best time considering I’m hooked up to an electric milker and I can’t lunge at him an kill him.<\/p>\n

Mat: “so…. Something happened as soon as you left. But everything’s ok!”<\/p>\n

Me: staring blankly trying to figure out what in the world “happened”.<\/p>\n

Mat’s story…<\/p>\n

I’m changing Elora, and as I went to pump the hand sanitizer, it knocked over the little jar of nipple cream next to it, onto Elora’s head.<\/p>\n

WTF?!?? Does she have a concussion?!? Is that why she’s sleeping?!? Should I rip these pumps off and go check on her? Does she have a bruise?!?<\/p>\n

He laughs at me. Tells me she cried but is fine. No bruising.<\/p>\n

1am cuddling with my man and Jamesy. Life never felt so good and perfect, as it does in this moment.<\/p>\n

2am sleep<\/p>\n

3am crying. Time to nurse!<\/p>\n

*side note: Dad night is entirely different then a Mom night.<\/p>\n

He had her in the jj Cole. She took about 9 ounces in a bottle. Two different feedings. Made a grilled cheese with her in the jj Cole and put her down with ease and no crying in her crib. Relaxed and watched tv.<\/p>\n

Are you FAreaking kidding me!?!<\/p>\n

So. My conclusion is that Elora knew I wasn’t home, realized she was defeated and just “hung out” with dad. As long as she didn’t smell me, her addiction to my nipple didn’t phase her.<\/p>\n

Figures…<\/p>\n

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